Addicts are weird funny people 👽
My favorite thing to do is to make jokes about addiction with someone who isn't an addict. They look at you with horror when you laugh hysterically by yourself. It was about noon on a hot August day like today roughly four years ago. I had recently met up with my dealer and promptly went to the closest parking spot to shoot up. I was driving back home to my grandma's house in the Ford explorer my grandparents were letting me drive. The next thing I knew I smashed into the back of a huge SUV. Airbag out and my chest hurting, I tried to find my phone. Now this poor wonderful guy who I hit comes running over to me and asked if I was okay. Saying he needed to call the police. I, with mumbled speech and eyes half open, insisted that he call my grandma instead. I can only imagine what this guy was thinking when he watched me jump out of my car and run a block to the gas station with a brown paper bag and run back empty handed. I had to hide my paraphernalia before the cops cam
